The annoying moment when you post something on Tumblr:
You’re making it like “EVERYONE IS GOING TO LOVE THIS!”
Then no one likes or reblogs it and your all:
But on the inside you’re like “Well I liked it…”
Trying to explain technology to your parents.
Them:
You:
Why did you buy something you can’t understand?
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dad: Those people on Tumblr are going to come to the house and kidnap you
me: Dad they barely ever leave their rooms
When you love a band:
band: *ties shoe*
me: OMFG LOOK AT HIS FINGERS LOOK AT THE WAY HE MAKES THE BOWS THEY ARE LIKE PERFECT LITTLE UNICORN FUCKING BOWS AWW HOW PRECIOUS
band: *yawns*
me: OMFG LOOK AT HIS MOUTH LOOK HOW IT OPENS IN THE PERFECT CIRCULAR MOTION CREATING A PEFRECT 360 READY TO INHALE AND EXHALE ALL OF THE AIR AWW HOW PRECIOUS
band: *breathes*
me: OMFG LOOK AT HOW HIS CHEST RISES AND FALLS IN A PERFECT RHYTHMIC PATTERN OF AWESOMENESS JUST LIKE HIS MUSIC AWW HOW PRECIOUS
band: *smiles*
pastor at funeral: We therefore commit this body to the ground; earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in the sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to eternal life.
